believeinmagicyamuggle: nikkoelyse92: devonwood: blaineswallows: devonwood: thedailywhat: Geographic Infographic of the Day: The United States of Scary Things. Got something scarier for your state? List it below. [pleatedjeans.] Hurricanes? Pah. The scariest thing about Florida is tourists with fanny packs. I think the elderly driving is the scariest thing about Florida.  Oh God, that too. But I live near enough to Disney and Universal that tourists are the most frightening creatures of them all.  oregon…accurate. Red Sox fans?  Meh.  What about witches?  We have Salem. ROBERT FROST? THE FUCK YOU IS. Stephen King lives here. YOU KNOW THE GUY WHO WRITES SCARY STORIES. Also Stephen Tyler and Adam Sandler. That shit is scary. Robert Frost is a Dead Poet. That wasn’t even a scary movie. This map sucks. And bears for Alaska? REALLY? Sarah Palin is less scary than BEARS to you people? The fuck.

believeinmagicyamuggle:

nikkoelyse92:

devonwood:

blaineswallows:

devonwood:

thedailywhat:

Geographic Infographic of the Day: The United States of Scary Things.

Got something scarier for your state? List it below.

[pleatedjeans.]

Hurricanes?

Pah.

The scariest thing about Florida is tourists with fanny packs.

I think the elderly driving is the scariest thing about Florida. 

Oh God, that too.

But I live near enough to Disney and Universal that tourists are the most frightening creatures of them all.

 oregon…accurate.

Red Sox fans?  Meh.  What about witches?  We have Salem.

ROBERT FROST? THE FUCK YOU IS. Stephen King lives here. YOU KNOW THE GUY WHO WRITES SCARY STORIES. Also Stephen Tyler and Adam Sandler. That shit is scary. Robert Frost is a Dead Poet. That wasn’t even a scary movie. This map sucks.

And bears for Alaska? REALLY? Sarah Palin is less scary than BEARS to you people? The fuck.